A Semi-Return to Reality

I meant to post something sooner but never got around to it until now. So why now on a random Tuesday 2am? The answer is simple. I have a neuroscience exam in two days. So by the laws of procrastination and self indulgence, I am now blogging away happily. Now don't assume that I don't feel guilty about not studying. There is a part of my brain that just wants to be a good industrious Asian student and I think it is sobbing loudly into a Kleenex in the background. I say I think, because I'm honestly not too sure. You see, I have terrible hearing due to centuries of alcohol and heroin abuse which eventually landed me in ear-rehab and started my love-hate relationship with electroshock therapy. It was a very dark moment in my life and I don't want to elaborate on it too much. The point is, I won't be able to hear the crying until 12 hours before the exam. So until then, it doesn't exist! Denial is a beautiful thing.