Saiyan L and the Monsterball Part 2

Internet, I apologize for the 3 day delay between posts. I had to make a rather unfruitful roundtrip home that was filled with surprise snow which is almost like surprisebuttsex but probably much less painful. Anyway on with the show!

I received this ticket in my email a while back after paying the money laundering company Ticketmaster an additional ten dollars for whatever shady reason they felt like they deserved it for.  Since they won't tell anyone what the reason is, I'm going to assume it's because they're making a secret trust fund for me.

And before you ask, Yes I did receive it poorly Photoshopped for my protection and maximal pleasure. It is also latex free. 

It was also extremely difficult to obtain. Internet I will not lie to you, the knowledge that a teenage girl and or fully grown gay man shed tears because they could not get their hands on this piece of overpriced paper makes me smile. To anyone who says this is mean, bite me I had to get up at 7AM on a random Saturday morning to get it. Actually please don't bite me, bite Near_by. He's more tender and probably tastes less like whatever an amorphous hag tastes like.

ANYWAY moving right along. Anyone who knows me knows that I have a slight flair for the ridiculous. And that, ladies and gentlemen, was probably the first understatement I have made on this blog. I HAD to go to this concert dressed up. And so it was several hours of plastic surgery, vats of make up, a sex change, psychiatric counseling, disownment by my parents, a world war, and a blonde wig later...I transformed from this...

To THIS.

Note: Individual results may vary from person to person. And also I suppose, behold the appearance of Saiyan L's new face? 

Now I apologize but I'm going to have to continue this tomorrow as the full retelling of this particular adventure will be rather long and I am starting to fall asleep on the keys. Until then....